Which pack will Piper run with in Congress? Does Piper have strength needed to take a bite out of inflation (or at least, inflatable chewies)?

As a political consultant, I would propose Piper's 'jobs promotion' scheme consist of every employed and unemployed person have the additional job of dogwalking 2-6x/day upon request by a consenting dog, and changing Medicare eligiblity criteria so that Piper would qualify.